After Rowdy Tellez stole second during the Mariners game on Tuesday, fans took to the internet to discuss the oddity. After all, how often do runners as slow as Tellez steal bases? Very rarely, that’s for sure.  When I saw the attention on Tellez, I was inspired to put together this list. I used the most recent stolen base of each player's career for simplicity, although there weren’t that many to browse through given their speed, or lack thereof.